커피소년 (Coffee Boy) – 칼로리송 (Calorie Song) lyrics [Hangeul, Romanization & Translation]

I think Coffee Boy is really the champion of writing songs out of simple things we’d often overlook in life: pimple problems, the anxiety of finding The One, and now the perpetual battle with calories and body fat! Hahaha :p This song is hillarious!! While translating I was like, “Okay, okay, I know I should stop eating!” hahaha. I think this is what we call creativity, right? To be able to draw inspiration from even the most mundane thing in life, and turning it into something that will entertain lots of people. I wish I can be like Mr. Coffee Boy someday! 🙂

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커피소년 (Coffee Boy) – 칼로리송 (Calorie Song)

뚱뚱해

Ddung-ddung-hae

통통한거라 믿고 싶겠지

Tong-tong-han-geo-ra mid-go ship-gett-ji

근데 사실은 너 뚱뚱해

Geun-de sa-shil-eun neo ddung-ddung-hae

어떡해

Eo-ddeok-hae

너 자꾸 먹으면 어떡해

Neo ja-ggu meok-eu-myeon eo-ddeok-hae

그러면서 다이어트한다 왜 말해

Geu-reo-myeon-seo da-i-eo-teu-han-da wae mal-hae

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

지금 짜장면 먹니

Ji-geum jja-jang-myeon meok-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

맥주한잔 괜찮니

Maek-ju-han-jan gwaen-chanh-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

과자 또 들어간다

Gwa-ja ddo deul-eo-gan-da

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

놀라는 척은 말기

Nol-la-neun cheok-eun mal-gi

왜물어

Wae mul-eo

남자친구한테 나 뚱뚱하냐고 물어

Nam-ja-chin-gu-han-te na ddung-ddung-ha-nya-go mul-eo

솔직히 말하면 때릴거면서

Sol-jik-hi mal-ha-myeon ddae-lil-geo-myeon-seo

작은옷

Jak-eun-ot

날씬해지면 꼭 입자 하면서

Nal-ssin-hae-ji-myeon ggok ib-ja ha-myeon-seo

옷장에서 썩힐거지

Ot-jang-e-seo ssok-hil-geo-ji

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

지금 짜장면 먹니

Ji-geum jja-jang-myeon meok-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

맥주한잔 괜찮니

Maek-ju-han-jan gwaen-chanh-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

과자 또 들어간다

Gwa-ja ddo deul-eo-gan-da

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

놀라는 척은 말기

Nol-la-neun cheok-eun mal-gi

숨쉬기 운동 내일부터 다이어트

Sum-swi-gi un-dong nae-il-bu-teo da-i-eo-teu

다 필요없어 이젠 그만 먹어

Da pil-yo-eobs-eo i-jen geu-man meok-eo

참고 참은 말 이젠 말할께

Cham-go cham-eun mal i-jen mal-hal-ge

(너 뚱뚱해!)

(Neo ddung-ddung-hae!)

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

지금 짜장면 먹니

Ji-geum jja-jang-myeon meok-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

맥주한잔 괜찮니

Maek-ju-han-jan gwaen-chanh-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

과자 또 들어간다

Gwa-ja ddo deul-eo-gan-da

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

놀라는 척은 말기

Nol-la-neun cheok-eun mal-gi

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

커피에 시럽 넣니

Keo-pi-e si-reob neoh-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

물 먹어도 찐다며

Mul meok-eo-do jjin-da-myeo

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

치즈케익 시켰니

Chi-jeu-ke-ik si-kyeott-ni

칼로리 칼로리 칼로리

Kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri kal-lo-ri

한번 계산해볼까 

Han-beon gye-san-hae-bol-gga

다 널 위해서야 다 널 위해서야

Da neol wi-hae-seo-ya, da neol wi-hae-seo-ya

이젠 조금만 먹자

I-jen jo-geum-man meok-ja

Translation

You’re getting fat
You’d wish to believe that you look chubby
But honestly, you’re fat

What should I do?
if you keep eating, what should I do?
if you do so, why do you say you’re on diet?

Calorie, calorie, calorie
Are you eating jjajangmyeon now?
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Do you think beer is fine?

Calorie, calorie, calorie
The sweets are also entering you
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Don’t pretend that you’re surprised

Why do you ask your boyfriend if he thinks you look fat?
If I were to be honest, you’d just hit me

Small-sized clothes
If you were thin, you’d just wear it
It’s being left rotten in the closet

Calorie, calorie, calorie
Are you eating jjajangmyeon now?
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Do you think beer is fine?

Calorie, calorie, calorie
The sweets are also entering you
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Don’t pretend that you’re surprised

Breathing exercise, diet starts from tomorrow,
You don’t need them all
Stop eating now

Do take note of what I say
Now I really have to say
(You’re fat!)

Calorie, calorie, calorie
Are you eating jjajangmyeon now?
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Do you think beer is fine?

Calorie, calorie, calorie
The sweets are also entering you
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Don’t pretend that you’re surprised

Calorie, calorie, calorie
Do you take syrup for the coffee?
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Then you say even just drinking water will make you fat

Calorie, calorie, calorie
Do you just order cheescake?
Calorie, calorie, calorie
Do you want to add it up at once?

It’s all for you, it’s all for you
Just eat a bit lesser now

Hangeul: music daum
Translation: Princess of Tea @ princessoftea.com

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